mall santa
1.) The one Pedophile they can never catch. Sometimes stealing Children in the night and shoving Candy canes in their Gingerbread houses.
2.) The reason your kids know about a Cleveland Steamer.
3.) Your social studies teacher.
2.) The reason your kids know about a Cleveland Steamer.
3.) Your social studies teacher.
Person 1:Fuck you!
Person 2:Fuck you!
Person 1: Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you!
Person 2:Fuck you!
Person 1: Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you!
mall santa
The Santa at the mall who always has his 3 hos (dressed as elves) by his side.
After the mall closes and all the kids went to bed. The mall santa's elves got a chance to sit on his lap in which he yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.