Mall Surprise
The act of finding a surprise dent/scratch on your vehicle while parked in tight mall parking lot spaces.
Anita: Hey where did you get that dent?
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.
Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.
Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...