Maltby

A small town inbetween Rotherham and Tickhill. It is an absolute shithole full of chavs and druggies and has nothing of value.

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the smallest of small towns, known for the "maltby cafe" which is really just a cafe thats over filled with families trying to get something other than the cheap crap they get at the biggest store (Albersons). the only 2 schools in it are the elementary school, Maltby Elementary, and Hidden River Middle School, you actually have to drive down to Monroe to get to the only high school in the district. Monroe High. Of course we have like 3 gas stations and we have subway and McDondolds. but to actually shop you have to go to woodenville, and the closest mall is in either Seattle or Lynnwood.

a village full of drugies, scrubbers and gypos it is a compleate dive

When an individual is removed from an online thread simply by staring up a new thread without said person. First known application: Facebook.

A good place to hide an illicit traffic cone. Therefore this is the most hated vehicle of little fat security guards who think they're the most important people in the world.

The legendary drivers of Maltby lorries who display Pork Scotch's cone in the back in order to taunt important security guards and provide amusement to everyone else. Otherwise known as comic geniuses.