Attleboro

The world's most terrible town. There is nothing to do but get an abortion. Or take the train the frick out.

A place where you can either get an abortion or get on the train to Boston to get an abortion.

A boring ass town where your either a crackhead living in downtown or a underaged vaper living in the suburbs.

A stupid ass town full of girls that are super fake and boys that think they run the world. School sucks. Everyones so full of themselves it feels suffocating. Theres lots of gas stations and Dunkin doughnuts and fast food places. People only care about popularity and their followers on Instagram. So it's kinda one big shit hole.

A kick ass town that throws the best parties and kicks ass at 311 concerts

The Southern division of Attleboro, Massachusetts. It borders Pawtucket, Rhode island and is split down the middle by Route 1. South Attleboro is considered the "fast-food highway" of Massachusetts. If you can think of any New England popular fast-food joint, its on Route 1 through Southie(Wendy's, Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, Dunkin' Donuts, Subway, D'Angelos). Also known for its enormous liquor store Yankey Spirits, XXX shop, the beautiful driving range and mini-golf course at Atlantic Golf, and Chuck E. Cheese. South Attleboro is considered the nice part of Attleboro. The town is clean, happy, and all around friendlier than Attleboro. The food's great, people are friendly, and the school system (Robert J. Coelho Middle School) is outstanding. There is an annual summer festival at Lee's Pond every July/August. Admission is free, come on down and enjoy some food, fireworks, and fun on the South Attleboro White Hawks practice field with other friendly Southies.

Planning to start a family in South Eastern Massachusetts? Mark South Attleboro down as one of your top options.

Town in SE Massachusetts, home to North Attleboro High and the aptly named "Red Rocketeers". The whole town revels vicariously in the exploits of these young jocko homos, who famously engage in a frenzied team circle jerk before every game. When their high school glory days end, many join the fascist town police force. For the rest, it's off to the box factory, to regale coworkers with dull tales beginning with "Remember that time we beat (fill in name of nearby dull shitburg)...good times, good times" Massive weight gain ensues quickly after graduation, followed by heart attack and/or stroke by age 40.