No manches
Mexican slang for “quit playing” or “are you serious?” or “no cap?”
Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
No manches
Mexican Castellano idiom for stop kidding around, " don't jerk my chain ", No Way or whatever.
"No manches, are you really going to cross the border illegally?"
no manches
Literally means, "don't stain". but its metaphoric meaning is somewhat like saying "stop kidding" or "are you serious?(rhetorically speaking)"
Ryan: Dude, my girlfriend slapped me in the face before i broke up with her.
Omar: no manches dude.
Ryan: true story.
Omar: no manches dude.
Ryan: true story.
Manching
Applies specifically to the region on Manchester, New Hampshire (not Manchester England). Most directly translated refers to the act of shoving ballon animals filled with black tar heroin into one's rectum.
"Hey bruh, sorry I didn't answer any of your calls. I was too busy manching."
manches
Another word for mansechs.
Rage3d = teh manches
Manch
a.k.a. "Manch Dressing"
Sperm, semen, ejaculate, cum, jizz... what have you, manch is what some people like to refer to their penile secretions, especially when said fluids resemble the color and consistency of ranch salad dressing.
Sperm, semen, ejaculate, cum, jizz... what have you, manch is what some people like to refer to their penile secretions, especially when said fluids resemble the color and consistency of ranch salad dressing.
Hey baby, you look like you could use some manch dressing on that pube salad!
Manch
Sperm that resembles ranch salad dressing.
I was tossing Jordonas salad and then I squeezed my manch all over her!