Mancini

A set of summer shorts with a pattern not unlike a picnic blanket. Individual preferences include, but are not limited to: Plaid or Alternating of contrasting colored solid squares. Spotting someone wearing "Mancinis" is a clear indicator that summer has arrived. They are commonly seen at lakefronts, on camping trips or visiting newly born babies. One who chooses to wear "Mancinis" will often experience feelings of joy, drunkenness, and the warmth associated with being around good friends. Also commonly known as "Picnic Pants", The term "Mancini" is reserved for those of a higher social standing and ultimately more self respect.

Basically A Bitch

The kinda Italian to get beat by his father for having an asthma attack after getting beat and also looks like a savage beast man.

The belief that ones self is the smartest, most good looking, and only important person in existence. People with such belief must also refer to themselves in the third person, and refer to large groups of onlookers as the "Body"

Extreme case of constipation, e.g. Victor Manicini in the novel Choke who got an anal bead stuck up his ass and couldn't poop.

Someone who is the prettiest, coolest person in the world. Even in math class with her best friend they somehow survived together and are now moving on for more memories to come.

A complete and total bitch