Mandalism
(sounds like it spelled). The religion consisting of Ian the messiah and the flying spaghetti monster, who has created everything in our world. Notable beliefs include: Thou shall not murder ,rape, steal, or play lacross. Also if thou wear crocks, thou shall be sent to the core of earth for an eternity.
Ian: I am the messiah of mandalism, we will except any followers, find our petition online.
Martin: Thank you messiah, your teachings have revolutionized my life.
Martin: Thank you messiah, your teachings have revolutionized my life.
Mandalism
-noun: The act of a male, clearly past the socially accepted age range for performing vandalous acts against society, committing such behavior and taking child-like enjoyment in such behavior.
Reynolds- " Dude my car got egged by these punkasses, but I got a look at em and they looked like they were pushing 40"
Mike- "Sounds like a case of mandalism to me"
Mike- "Sounds like a case of mandalism to me"
mandalized
When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.
"fool, you better get out or you're gonna get mandalized"
mandalize
unwanted touching by another man
My boss just grabbed me from behind and massaged me. I felt so mandalized.
mandals
(noun)-man sandal-a men's summer shoe, that consists of black or brown leather that covers more than 50% of the foot, buckles and a thick sole.
On the way down to the shore, one of the buckles broke off of Serge's mandals and he had to use a rubber band to secure them.
mandals
(noun)-man sandal-a men's summer shoe, that consists of black or brown leather that covers more than 50% of the foot, buckles and a thick sole. Also see Isodoro Rodriguez.
Isodoro Rodriguez when not at work sports mandals to impress the ladies.
mandals
Sandals, particularly of the leather strappy european nature, worn by russian, gay, or fashionably misled men.
His mandals match his man purse.