Man Dildo
A fake vagina used by a male the same way a female would use a dildo.
Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!
Hogan Man-Dildo
A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.
Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.
A Hogan Man-Dildo?
Yeah...
A Hogan Man-Dildo?
Yeah...
Dildo man
A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes
That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man
dildoe man
A guy who's head looks like a dildoe; a guy who obssesively talks about dildoes.
Every single sentence he says includes the word dildoe!Thats an O.G. Dildoe Man!
-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man
-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man