Mandition
A tradition that every man should participate in or be labeled as womanly.
Tom: "Dude, are you growing a mustache for no shave november?"
Dave: "No Tom, no shave november is gay."
Tom: "Your breaking a mandition, dude, you gotta be queer."
Dave: "No Tom, no shave november is gay."
Tom: "Your breaking a mandition, dude, you gotta be queer."
manditer
A new, orange bird from Brazil. It doesn't have a beak. Instead it has baleen, like whales, but it doesn't know how to swim. It also has gills but no lungs. Rhinos give birth to them. The Rhinos are 3 feet tall and look like penguins. After the manditer is born, it dies in a matter of minutes. There is only one creature to have miraculously grown lungs and survived. His name is Jesh.
Jesh, you look just like a manditer.
Manditation
A invitation to a function that is mandatory.
jim: hey did you get the invitation to the bosses Christmas party?
Brad: you mean the manditation... that party is mandatory if you want your bonus.. what a douche..
Brad: you mean the manditation... that party is mandatory if you want your bonus.. what a douche..