mandouche
A complete fucking idiot that thinks they are the shit.
"Man, Kenny is such a mandouche. He should just shut the fuck up."
Mandouche
A swab cotton material like object that is used to clean the mans penis inside... and out.
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Friend: Dude that lake we swam in was so dirty.
You: Ya bro im gonna go use a mandouche.
You: Ya bro im gonna go use a mandouche.
Crud-mandouche
When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.
Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!
[mandouche]
A pretty boy pussy or overly tidy, clean cut scared man. It refers to a clean vagina after using a douche.
1. Mr. Mandouche is going to whimp out again.
2. Stop acting like a mandoushe and do it.
2. Stop acting like a mandoushe and do it.