mandril

The best beer of the world. If you invite someone to a Mandril people is gonna think you are so cool. It is made in Catalonia, a small but great country between France and Spain.
It has also funny pictures!

This is the sexual act in which the girl/guy giving you a handjob rubs too hard in turn giving you a red, raw dick. Along with the raw dick comes the inability to get off which also gives you blue balls. The combination of the two makes something terrible/nightmarish and also is similar to the face of a Mandrill monkey.

An action performed by one with remarkable street credit and a bulletproof persona

Someone of a promiscuous nature or acting in a promiscous way. Derived directly from the species of baboon, a particularly sexually active species, who commonly have many partners.
Often used amongst (human) males as a compliment.

The Mandrill (Mandrillus sphinx) is a primate of the Cercopithecidae (Old-world monkeys) family, closely related to the baboons and even more closely to the Drill. Both the Mandrill and the Drill were once classified as baboons in genus Papio, but recent research has determined that they should be separated into their own genus, Mandrillus. The Mandrill is the world's largest species of monkey. The word mandrill means "man-ape".

A member of the establishment; especially police officers, magistrates and other judiciary types.

This is a slang term of course; and is mildly perjorative.

A large dildo used for anal sex-play between gay men.