Maneurism
An aneurism in the brain caused by excessive amounts of meat.
I ate an entire cow at one sitting, got a maneurism, and had to go to the hospital.
maneurism
(n.) A melodramatic or conniption-like reaction to the (mis)behavior of a male companion, paramour, or significant other.
When Jane found out that Dick had cheated on her with Spot two days prior to their wedding, she had a maneurism and had to be carried, screaming, out of the Bridal Salon at Bloomingdales.