mangineer
The title given to someone who practices mangineering or employs manginuity.
Larry: Man, I can fix anything with duct tape and zip ties.
Earl: Yeah, you're quite the mangineer, alright.
Earl: Yeah, you're quite the mangineer, alright.
Mangineering
The act of creating or repairing useful items employing the materials at hand. Mostly practiced by men, it is often criticized by those who aren't able to come up with solutions anywhere near as practical. Common mangineering supplies include duct tape, bailing wire, zip ties, and PVC pipe.
Sally and Tom were stranded in the middle of nowhere because their car wouldn't run. Sally stomped her feet and shouted "Girl Power!", but for some reason it still wouldn't run. Tom used his mangineering skills and fixed the problem with duct tape while Sally rolled her eyes.
manginitis
A self-inflicted irritaion of the mangina brought on by a fag pretending to be straight.
Joe - "Jason has manginitis again."
Mark - "He should just come out. Everyone knows he's a fag."
Mark - "He should just come out. Everyone knows he's a fag."
Manginity
a mans ass virginity
Dude he took your manginity!
Ramos going to take your manginity when you turn 20 dawg!!!
Ramos going to take your manginity when you turn 20 dawg!!!
Manginity
It's something you lose when any straight guy takes it up the bum from any other guy- straight or gay.
Chris lost his manginity to Andy one drunken night in the back of Volkswagen. Neither of them told their girlfriends about the incident.
manginitis
Inflamation of the Mangina
Jerry suffered from a bad case of Manginitis.
manginity
Something you lose when you go to prison/jail.
Meatwad lost his manginity the first night, but at least he was Hector's bitch from then on out.