Man Gland
Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!
Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?
Man to Gland Combat
When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"
"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,