manheels
Otherwise known as cowboy boots; that which men wear if less than or equal to 5'9" tall. Mandatory when meeting a woman who really is 5'9" tall. Not required: cowboy hat, unless hairline has receded way more than online photo; any attachment to horses, C & W music, or chest hair.
Everything is bigger in Texas, including the insecurities of its vertically-challenged men. Solution: cowboy boots, a/k/a manheels. Tom Cruise might wear manheels.