Manningism
The irrational worship of an NFL player named Manning. Where if Manning did not exist there would be zero allegiance to anything football. If one names their child Peyton after this undeserving object of praise it should be followed by immediate therapy and, if proven ineffective, incarceration.
John: The Indiana Colts are going to beat the hell out of the Jets.
Lindsay: It's Indianapolis Colts and aren't you from Chattanooga, TN.
John: Yeah, what of it. I gotta go pick up Peytonette from school, bye.
Lindsay: John, you should ask your doctor about Manningism. You're a friend of mine and I'm beginning to worry about you, your wife, and little Peytonette.
Lindsay: It's Indianapolis Colts and aren't you from Chattanooga, TN.
John: Yeah, what of it. I gotta go pick up Peytonette from school, bye.
Lindsay: John, you should ask your doctor about Manningism. You're a friend of mine and I'm beginning to worry about you, your wife, and little Peytonette.
Manninged
This occurs, especially in athletic events, when you realize the other team or perhaps the other person has so much more skill, power, strength, and all around greater abilities than you could even dream to have.
Tom Brady shook with fear when he saw Peyton Manning on the other side, he had just been Manninged
Peyton Manninged
Going to an event at your brother's house and getting your ass kicked by one of the other guests.
Payton Manning got Peyton Manninged at Super Bowl 48.
Manningize
To place ones tesicles on the head or face of an unsuspecting person otherwise engaged and distracted by performing an unrelated, typically non-sexual activity, e.g., checking the Manninger'a foot for a stress fracture.
The surveillance footage indicated the customer had Manningized the unwitting shoe shine man polishing his shoes.