aubuchon
A bald headed white guy that references unaccredited resources by using the search engine.... Google. He will diminish your hopes and dreams of New York style pizza with nasty ass Chicago style deep dish. If you ever come across, A.K.A. El Aubuchono.... Whip out your dick and slap his mouth with it for being against Miss Liberties sweet ass pasta sauce, smothered with cheese on that thinly spread out sweet sweet tasting pile of dough.
Man I just shit my pants! You better go wipe your aubuchon.