Manpology
The act of not apologising, and just pretending that nothing happened.
John totally freaked out on me last night, but he gave me a manpology so I will pretend that everything is good.
Manpology
Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:
"I was just kidding."
"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."
"I didn't mean to."
"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."
"I was just kidding."
"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."
"I didn't mean to."
"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."
Governor Cuomo held a press conference to make a public manpology to the six women he sexually harassed while in office