Man Porkchop
The hairy mess at the top of a man's butt crack...reminiscient of the Reverse Hitler on a woman's genetalia, but on a man's ass. Also known as the Backside Reverse Hitler or Double Reverse Hitler.
The plumber came by my house yesterday, and it was bad enough that I had to take in the view of his plumer's crack, but to top it off, he was rocking the Man Porkchop too!!!