manscraping
the itchy feeling one gets when hair removed by means of manscaping begins to grow back
"My balls are manscraping, from that damned manscaping!"
manscraping
(a.k.a., manscaping): the philosophy and practice that men should destroy natural manifestations of their masculinity by shaving, clipping, depilating, lasering, or otherwise desecrating the hair of pubes, pits, chests, legs, etc., in a misguided attempt to appear more like pre-pubescent boys for the gratification of old pervs and/or domineering women; the psychological equivalent of castration.
Manscraping: My buddy told me his girl wouldn't go down on him until he manscraped his pubes. What a castrating bitch!
Manscraping: Coach told all the guys on the team they had to manscrape their pits if they wanted to play. What a perv!
Manscraping: Coach told all the guys on the team they had to manscrape their pits if they wanted to play. What a perv!
Manscraped
When you cut your testicle pouch while trimming your pubic hair
I forgot to put the safety edge on my electric trimmers and got manscraped