mantelope
A young man that gets stalked by a cougar. (or possibly a gay manther.)
Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
Mantelope
half man half antelope
person 1:"OMG did you hear about the new spiderman villian? the mantelope!!??"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"
Mantelopes
Another word for man boobs or man tits
Kid: is that a woman?
Dad: no it's Phil Mickelson
Kid: oh, those are mantelopes
Dad: no it's Phil Mickelson
Kid: oh, those are mantelopes