Manterpreting
The act of 'Manterpreting' is defined as the instance wherein a male, through no fault of his own but merely because he is a man, will misinterpret even the most basic instructions given to him by a woman, most often causing a job or chore to be done incorrectly and most likely causing great annoyance to the woman. Not to be confused with a man who just does not listen to instructions.
Honestly, I just asked him to get 'a few essentials' from the shop, and he comes home with 12 pots of instant noodles, a metric crescent wrench and a frozen pizza! Bloody Manterpreting!!
Manterpret
A guy's ability to see any situation as potentially leading to sex.
The waitress said, "I'm Julia and I'll be your server tonight." Jay turned to his friend and said, "she wants me." The friend said, "You manterpret everything."