Man Tit Fuck
Like a regular Tit Fuck , but performed with man boobs instead. Considered as a sexual delicacy for senior inmates upon the incarceration of a new and fat/hormonally imbalanced inmate. Can also be a topic of discussion within a death metal band members after playing a concert and failing to bring back some groupies to the after party.
Senior inmate 1: Doowww, have you seen dat new kid with the boobies in bloc 4? Shotgun on a man tit fuck.
Senior inmate 2: I’m second in line. Fuck I miss this shit; I’d kill to eat a Big Mac.
Bass player: Dude, have you seen those giant tits leaning on the monitors while we played Kunt Killer tonight? I would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
Guitar player: Of course I noticed those giant tits, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, I’m left fantasizing on a man tit fuck with you instead. Squeeze them tight for a change; I’ll go grab my guitar.
Bass player: Fuck you.
Senior inmate 2: I’m second in line. Fuck I miss this shit; I’d kill to eat a Big Mac.
Bass player: Dude, have you seen those giant tits leaning on the monitors while we played Kunt Killer tonight? I would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
Guitar player: Of course I noticed those giant tits, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, I’m left fantasizing on a man tit fuck with you instead. Squeeze them tight for a change; I’ll go grab my guitar.
Bass player: Fuck you.