Man Tug-Of-War
The ensuing conflict that occurs when two gentlemen get stuck whilst docking.
"I couldn't pull my cock out," said Peter, "it was a real Man Tug-Of-War".
one man tug-of-war
v.To masturbate aggressively.
Gareth eventually won the one man tug-of-war. It was hard going. But, in the end, he was covered in muck anyway