man years
Similar in concept to dog years, but for men. It is used to indicate the actual maturity level of a man regardless of his age.
I thought dating an older man would be less drama, but turned out he was only 5 in man years.
Man of the year
When some one does the unheard and walk around and thinks they are big shit or they don’t stop bringing it up
When creepy dill had a day party over the summer he was walking around like he was the man of the year
When joe arrested the guy at Marist he thought he was the man of the year
When joe arrested the guy at Marist he thought he was the man of the year
Old Man Gap Year
The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?