Map of Africa
A game played by standing in a line with your mates and pissing yourself. Whoever has the piss stain that looks closest to the continent of Africa wins!
They just got done with a round of Map of Africa. I just Map of Africa'd on myself.
Map of Africa
The wet spot in the bed after a heavy dose of knocking boots. Usually resembles the outline of some geographical entity.
When I got through plowing Betty, I made her sleep in the map of Africa.
Map of Africa
A term used to describe marks left on the inside of a toilet bowl after a rather large stool has been squeezed out. It differs from 'normal' skid marks as it leaves somewhat of a pattern, rather than just an up-and-down streak, and may sometimes resemble a map of Africa, or any other map for that matter.
Jane: ''Harry, take a look at what someone has left in the toilet.''
Harry: ''Good grief, I've never seen anything like that before.''
Jane: ''It's the biggest map of Africa I've ever seen.''
Harry: ''Good grief, I've never seen anything like that before.''
Jane: ''It's the biggest map of Africa I've ever seen.''
map of africa
A slang term to describe the visual appearance of a persons undergarments after they have soiled themsleves.
Whats that smell?
I've just drawn a map of Africa in my pants.
Dirty bastard.
I've just drawn a map of Africa in my pants.
Dirty bastard.
Yellow Map of Africa
The stain left on a gentleman's trouser after a wetting incident.
He walked into the party, like he was walking onto a yacht. His hat strategically dipped below one eye, his scarf it was apricot. And he also had a Yellow Map of Africa due to his incontinence. Not so vain now, huh?