Mararthon
A grueling 26.2 mile race of drinking in which you run, walk, and use any means necessary (i.e. Public transportation) to complete the route. Unlike a marathon, in a Mararthon the goal is not for time-the goal is to finish and drink as much as possible while you do. Water stations do not serve water, instead you are served alcohol-lots of alcohol.
The water stations in the Mararthon were clutch in keeping me drunk.