March Cambridgeshire
March is a town in Cambridgeshire full of takeaways and polish shops. Recently there has been an uproar in vape stores. Home to chavs, drug dealers and snakes, it's the place to be if you're a low life and don't have any ambitions.
"I live in March"
"But isn't March a month?"
"It's also a town, March Cambridgeshire"
"But isn't March a month?"
"It's also a town, March Cambridgeshire"