marden
he is a man who owns a store and people have caught him masterbating behind his desk
he also probaly keeps children in his storage locker.
he is a wild beast who roams around his shop ready to pounce on children who come in.
he also probaly keeps children in his storage locker.
he is a wild beast who roams around his shop ready to pounce on children who come in.
marden is very feisty
marden
he is a legend. he works in a comer store and he likes the kwik wank every so often but do not mess with him because he hides a shotgun under his counter fully loaded.
in going to visit marden
Marden
A proper fucking gimp
Your such a marden joel
square marden
Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.
I always dreamed to square marden.
Steavy Marden
1.A person who loves the 13 inch black penis and who masterbates to black males at friends houses 24/7
2.A person who will never get laid
3.A complete douch ass bag
P.S. dont take this shit seriously its just a joke and if any one named Steavy Marden sees this im not talkin about him im talking about my friend Stevie
2.A person who will never get laid
3.A complete douch ass bag
P.S. dont take this shit seriously its just a joke and if any one named Steavy Marden sees this im not talkin about him im talking about my friend Stevie
Dude dont be a steavy thats gay.
Marden you
Marden me is a definition for saying pardon you!
Mark-*sneezes*
Bobby- marden you
Bobby- marden you
Pulling a marden
1. Listening to Music (for more than an hour) while simultaneously perusing Facebook!
2. Having no ability what so ever to type...like zero ability
2. Having no ability what so ever to type...like zero ability
Bob: Hey man what you doing
Jennifer: I am not a man
Bob: oh sorry my bad...hey girl what you up to
Jennifer: Nothing much just pulling a marden
Bob: Oh ok thats cool. Hey are Katie and Ben facebook Official yet?
Jenniffer: hmm no from my facebook stalking so far there are no notifications of such a relationship..by the way this new song from Lil wayne is amazing
Bob: you are definitely pulling a Marden
Bob:
Jennifer: I am not a man
Bob: oh sorry my bad...hey girl what you up to
Jennifer: Nothing much just pulling a marden
Bob: Oh ok thats cool. Hey are Katie and Ben facebook Official yet?
Jenniffer: hmm no from my facebook stalking so far there are no notifications of such a relationship..by the way this new song from Lil wayne is amazing
Bob: you are definitely pulling a Marden
Bob: