Auditory Cancer
1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic
Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans