Marek Hamŝík
Literally the only true path to eternal life and happiness.
Person 1: "What would you want to be in life?"
Person 2: "I want to be a Marek Hamŝík, everyone should be a Marek Hamŝík."
Person 2: "I want to be a Marek Hamŝík, everyone should be a Marek Hamŝík."