marglarr
Marglarr is the type of guy who's almost never on time, even when he has a set schedule. Even though this is the case, people somehow still show up whenever he's around, and honestly no one knows why. Once every blue moon when he is on time, he'll still find a way to drag time out, to everyone else's torture.
"Did you hear Mike was late again?"
"Oh yeah, that guy is such a Marglarr"
"Oh yeah, that guy is such a Marglarr"