marijuannabe

1) Anyone who believes the best marijuana comes from somewhere other than Venice or the Emerald Triangle.
2) Engineers, physicists, mathematicians, chemists and overall nerds in college who still quote Towelie and have never gotten high themselves, or "...did it one time."
3) Mormon teenagers that finally say "no" to their parents, move from Utah to anywhere else and get jobs at the ski resorts, on the beach, in head shops or somewhere else irie. They may also become drug addicts and move from marijuana to something drastic very quickly, thus instantly nulling the sublime effect of marijuana and ruining their once amazing life.
4) Someone from the east coast that pays more than $100 per ounce for snicklefritz, or more than $300 for quality.
5) Someone who has never seen quality face to face but has only had access to snicklefritz.