Mario Dick
A dick that is short and fat. comparable with the fact Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.
Basically a chode.
Basically a chode.
Hahaha Jamie really has a Mario Dick!
Mario Dick
When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.
Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick