Mark Chinaberg
Mark Wahlberg had an affair with a Chinese lesbian in 2005 and had given birth to a baby boy who was named after his father but more scuffed
"honey there is someone with our neighbor Marc, the kid doesn't even look like him, I'm calling 911"
"Sweety stop! Thats his son"
"Whats his name then?"
*Laughs in braille*
"Mark Chinaberg"
"Sweety stop! Thats his son"
"Whats his name then?"
*Laughs in braille*
"Mark Chinaberg"