Markophile
a person who experiences many blonde moments who is unable to recognize his own blondeness and who is prone to random bouts of perversion interrupted by markoleptic slumbers
Any blonde guy you know who makes blonde jokes but has a far higher incidence of "blonde moments" than any blonde female and is decidedly blonde but claims to have light-brown hair. This individual is also often prone to randomly timed perverted jokes and a severe form of random narcolepsy dubbed "markolepsy" to make it specific to the markophile in question.