Marlboro Virginia Blend
The best cigarette out there. Comes in a beautiful silver pack lined with gold, adorned by the classic blue tobacco stamp on top of the pack. What smooth operators smoke. Finally when they printed "20 class A cigarettes on the bottom", they meant it. Extremely repulsive to Newport smokers. That's because most Newport smokers don't know what a real cigarette is like. When I bum these cigarettes to people it's like giving away my kids. The only thing sexier and more attractive than a pack of Marlboro Virginia Blend is Jennifer Connelly.
smooth operator: wow, that guy has class, he's smoking that new marlboro virginia blend!