Marmitification
The Act of marinading oneself in a bath tub of marmite with the purpose of blackening oneself up in anticipation of a night out with the opposite sex who are attracted by a being with darker skin.
Jim - Hey bob you out tonight?
Bob - Nah boss, I'm going out tomorrow with Kelsey and the gang...!
Jim - You'll never pull them!
Bob - Yeah I've contemplated this and decided an evening of marmitification is the only option.
Jim - Worth a go...
Bob - Nah boss, I'm going out tomorrow with Kelsey and the gang...!
Jim - You'll never pull them!
Bob - Yeah I've contemplated this and decided an evening of marmitification is the only option.
Jim - Worth a go...