maroon baboon
When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.
A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.
Maroon Baboon
A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men
Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.