maroon fived
When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.
I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.
maroon five
Used to be a decent rock band bringing new ideas to the scene. NOW nothing more than a boy band, with appeal to airheaded former-teenyboppers who think theyre cute. Both band and fans are crap.
Ugh, my daughter is going to a Maroon Five concert... where did we go wrong?