marselis
A marselis is a term used to describe an extremely problematic day you would be having. Usually a day in which nothing is going right, and everything you touch, you break.
I'm having the worst marselis day you've ever known.
Everything I do today is marselis.
I've marselised my day up today.
Everything I do today is marselis.
I've marselised my day up today.
Marsing
The act of sticking a mars bar into ones vagina/anus/any other inappropriate cavity of the body besides the mouth, then eating it.
1. HER: "Hey you have a bit of chocolate in your teeth"
HIM: "Oh, yeah, I was just marsing my girlfriend."
2. HIM: "Wow, your vag tastes like mars bar."
HER: "Yeah, that would be because I was recently marsed."
HIM: "Oh, yeah, I was just marsing my girlfriend."
2. HIM: "Wow, your vag tastes like mars bar."
HER: "Yeah, that would be because I was recently marsed."
Marsing
The act of smushing your nuts against someone. It derives its name from the fact that Marzipan is made from mushed nut paste, and also it functions as a parallel to "mooning."
He was just marsing his gym teacher, do you think he'll get expelled?!
Marsing
Male response to stimuli as a result of the culmination of all thoughts and ideas which may influence a man's perception at any given time. Often contributes to serious miscommunication, especially with the opposite sex.
Thanks for taking out the trash. I mean that exactly, don't go marsing it up on me.
Marse
To screw over a friend, often hitting up your old girl
Man, he really Marse’d me!
marse
sexy hot dilf with abnormally big dick and extremely hot ginger son
that mans a real marse
marse
what I ask you to kiss. what i sit on.
when i drop my drawers please kiss marse.