marthew
a teen iguana, usually wears a yellow hoodie and has magical powers. Often says jk alot and is extreemly bad at playing Twister.
Look! Marthew is eating sushi! HES A TERRIOST TO FISH EVERYWHERE. (JK)
Marthew
A scottish man who loves haggis and Irn Bru. He typically has a fit sister called Sandra. He also licks peanut butter off his cats arse and loves to eat butter. He has the nickname Meachy Marthew and loves to complain about the passing on FIFA
Look it’s Meachy Marthew!
Marthew
A pronoun. A Marthew is typically scottish, has a scruffy beard and likes to play the bagpipes. A Marthew is often partnered with a fit sister who all his friends want to have a cheeky shag
Oh look! It’s a Marthew