Marthism
(Mar-thizzim) ~ Noun: (1) a particular drunken intellectual worldview based upon a hazy and blurred view of history. (2) Analysis of drugs, alcohol, and various human liberations derived from the sayings of celebrity bartenders.
"Did you hear Dave's Marthism at the bar tonight?"
"Yea, He said '1 case of Red Bull+5 Ambien=Levitation Capabilities!!' ... it was epic!"
"Yea, He said '1 case of Red Bull+5 Ambien=Levitation Capabilities!!' ... it was epic!"