MARTIJN

Martijn is a great person who is very smart and he has a big penis.
He distracts every girl with his great
music

Martijn is a Dutch name, similar to the English name Martin, it's usually a person who's really cool and comes up with the most amazing ideas, which usually works out as well.

Your average Blonde Haired, cocky dutch boy, way too tall. Lots of pride, and way to sarcastic for comfort. Get's jealous easily, because he isn't the cutest, so feels the need to protect the few girls he does get. Enjoys sending stars in text, instead of hearts because it's more "manly". Typically can be found in a group of three boys, as the leader. Always has a feisty girl sidekick and two semi-gay best guy friends. Aggressive eater of sandwiches. Total softy to his sisters, ready to whoop your ass though if you come at him.

To suddenly fuck off.
When someone decides to leave a conversation or hangout without letting anyone know where that persons going.

Martijn is a common Dutch, mostly used for men. Martijn is one hell of an epic gamer. He (most of the time) plays games like Hentai Clicker or E-girl simulator. The rest of his free time he eats and sleeps. Don't mess with him or else him and his clan of epic girl seducing gamfers will fuck you over, buddy.

A boy who is contemplating to become trans while also being super gay. He thinks he is cool but he is actually not. He doesnt have a micro penis, no because his is smaller than a micro penis.

When a person gets so fucked up on alcohol and weed that the person throws up.