Martucci
A middle age country woman that has noodle hair and speaks french
Did you hear Martucci say "okaaaay?"
Martucci Scale
Scale for rating members of the opposite sex. The scale goes from -32 to 8. Negitive numbers being the number of beer/drinks it would take to hook up with a girl (with 32 set as the number you would die from alcohol poisoning). Positive numbers being the number of times you'd "do" him/her after it started hurting (8 being the number that IT falls off)
(Tucci scale for short)
(Tucci scale for short)
Guy 1:Dude what's Kelly on the Martucci Scale?
Guy 2: -5, she's kind of a butterface.
Guy 2: -5, she's kind of a butterface.
amato martucci
Amato martucci is a savage that doesn't give a fuck. And and kid that will grow up to be the next Wayne Gretzky. He will forever be a straight G
Amato martucci is such a savage.