Marvin Cattlebery
The realest chad, said to have the biggest dick west of the Mississippi. He’s the only man alive who can cut onions without crying.
“last night she called me Marvin Cattlebery after she saw what I was packing”
“No Chance you told her you had a shrimp dick, how un-Marvin Cattlebery of you”
“No Chance you told her you had a shrimp dick, how un-Marvin Cattlebery of you”