Maryborough

Otherwise known as Maryboring. A piece of shit town in Queensland that sucks in every way when compared to its neighbour, Hervey Bay.
Bombards people with its shittiness when they drive through to get to the 'Bay.
Has a ratshit shopping mall, a few shit schools, a turd filled river, and is full of arseholes & wankers.
The only good thing coming out of it is the highway.

A piece of shit town, aka (Bogan Central) where rapists and drug users live their putrid lives. Everywhere you turn, there is an inbred, lurking in the corner, watching you. The only benefit you get from visiting that town is feeling like a queen because you're the only pretty person there. Maryborough has the power to give you self confidence. And also you're not a pure-bred like 90% of the Maryborians (people of Maryborough).

Home of the 4650. The only thing that makes this town stand out is rapper Horgzy 4650 and the amount of good weed that is sourced there. Overall however it is a pretty shit town with a lack of amenities and one night club that is always watched by police because of the various violence. A single shopping centre where you can find someone from every genetic defect, drug addicted or not, and the biggest shop in the whole town is Big W. Various shootings and robberies happen often which is supported by the huge Ned Kelly statue that is an attraction in the town. The skatepark is full of young children that are eshays and armed with knives and it is impossible to go out at night alone.

Best place to live in Queensland. One of the few places where you can get a big meal, drink and desert for about $10. Mary poppins wishes she lived here and well she kind of did at one point. Short drive from Hervey bay and Rainbow beach.
Lots for the history buffs. Was the second largest port of immigration after Brisbane in Queensland during the 1800's. So when your catching a king fish, in a winding river that looks like it would of 100 years ago....thats Maryborough.