maryjoan
The act of stealing your grandma's walking stick and replacing it with an erect penis
Your Grandpa: "dear what have you got in your hand you slut!?"
Your Grandma: "oh deary me I think I may have been maryjoaned!"
*they both gasp*
Your Grandma: "oh deary me I think I may have been maryjoaned!"
*they both gasp*