Maryland Pocket
(noun) When one defocates in an unsespecting victims pocket. The victim typicaly doesnt to realize they have been given the Maryland Pocket until it is to late.
"Damnit dude, my cell phone is ruined, someone gave me a Maryland Pocket !"
Maryland hot pocket
Putting old bay on a woman’s pussy, fucking her, then jerking off to gay porn.
Doug gave me a Maryland hot pocket last night; I think he’s gay.