Marzipan

a) a confection made from almonds and sugar, used in baking or shaped, good dusted with cocoa
b) a fairylike character from the Nutcracker Suite
c) Homestar Runner's tofu-eating, overbearing, folk guitar-playing, houseplant-resurrecting girlfriend who resembles an elongated pink nipple in a bell-shaped purple skirt, topped by an "I Dream of Jeannie" ponytail.

1. A sweet confection that mostly comes with cakes and other such pastries, made of almonds, egg whites, sugar and sometimes chocolate, often molded into decorative shapes.
2. A standalone female character of the animated series "Homestar Runner" who resembles a finger with a face painted on it, or an earthworm with a blonde ponytail.

Homestar's fiercely indepent and slightly overbearing girlfriend. She qualifies as 'pretty' in Homestar's country., and she likes animals, especially cats and dogs, but it makes her sad when cats and dogs are in the same room together. She has a guitar called Carol, which she plays without her hands, since she has none. She resembles a bell or a mop.

Homestar's hippie girlfriend. Has not the intelligence to distinguish between Homestar and a crude model of him made of tofu.

A delicious almond-flavoured dessert. Often shaped into things like fruit, pigs, and the like. Has a somewhat paste-like texture.

Homestar's girlfriend! She's kind of annoying and overbearing...She and homestar are one hot item when she says they are!

Marzipan, a term used to describe the taste of lesbian pussy, as opposed to regular pussy, which everyone knows tastes like a Terry's chocolate orange.